The Tick!

So I was searching around the interweb looking for quotes from the first episode of The Tick, live action series, it's got some of the stupidest dialogue ever, I love it.

Here's an excerpt, Tick is about to leave the bus-station where he's been protecting the innocent for god knows how long and he's saying goodbye to all the people there...

THE TICK
Goodbye, plucky, pimply teen. Think
you're ready now to hear the truth. This
wasn't really a magic hubcap.

He hands the hubcap to the teen.

THE TICK
The magic was inside you all along.

Here's the Script!